It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
