Where did you get a picture of my penis
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Randomize
