Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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