Me. At least after what I've been through.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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