Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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