somebody snuck up and got me drunk
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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