sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
It's never too late to be topless.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
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