Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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