Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
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