he looks like a really good dad on facebook
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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