Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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