Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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