would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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