I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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