He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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