let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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