Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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