So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
did you just send me my own nude
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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