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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.

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(917): View more from New York City

I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas

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(773): View more from Illinois

If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?

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(604): View more from British Columbia

Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it

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(402): View more from Nebraska

When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.

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(217): View more from Illinois

i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here

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(614): View more from Ohio

I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'

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(618): View more from Illinois

Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!

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(813): View more from Florida

You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex

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