yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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