She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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