Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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