We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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