Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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