Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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