this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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