is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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