So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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