Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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