How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Randomize
