brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
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