Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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