oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
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