there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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