She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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