its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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