No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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