I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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