i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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