FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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