You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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