pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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