I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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