Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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