32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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