the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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