Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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