were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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