Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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