You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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