Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
So here I am, sexting at work.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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