You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Be still, my beating vagina.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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