This girl is more easily done than said...
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize
