yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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